Random Quotes!

Hetalia:

Italy: "PASTA!!"

Romano: "Suck my balls, you damn potato eater."

America: "I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!"

Romano: "This weather man is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it's comin' right at ya!"

Italy: "Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each other!"

Germany: *Slightly disturbed* "His brother's... stuck..."ow"... take it out..."

Austria: "I will show you how angry I am with this piano!"

Italy: "Hey Japan! Want to see my butt?"
Japan: "Not if you pay me mirrion dorrars"

England: "Busby's chair... Anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a horrible and often painful death... Except... apparently... For Russia."

"Is this your girlfriend/boyfriend/gender-neutral chibi-thing?"

England: "Am I Catholic... or Protestant? God I don't know!"

Homestuck:

Dave: "AH SHIT EVERYONE GET IN THE MINIVAN!!"

Dave: "Now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, bitch!"

"Buckets...~"

"Not a homosexual~"

"PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX.I SAID, PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX.WHY COULDN'T YOU PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX?"

"THIS IS KILLING ME, HEARING THIS. I SERIOUSLY WANT TO WEEP ACTUAL PUKE OUT OF MY EYEBALLS FROM THIS STORY. "

"DAVE. YOUR WISDOM, MY GOD. IT'S KNOCKING MY SOCKS OFF. HOLY SHIT, PLEASE TELL ME THE SECRET TO YOUR WISE WAYS. AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT."

"WHY DON'T YOU COME UP HERE SO I CAN PUSH YOU OFF THIS BUILDING?"

"OK I DON'T SEE HOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BECOMING FRIENDS IF YOU RECOIL FROM MY OLIVE BRANCH LIKE I'M WIGGLING A GNARLED TREE MONSTER'S DICK IN YOUR DIRECTION. "

"i need some context to know how much crap i should be shitting into my pants "

"DIE FISH HITLER DIE! I WONT LET YOU KILL MY PEOPLE!"

"MaN eVeRyWhErE i LoOk… aLlS i SeE iS mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS."

"STOP MENTIONING MALE HUMAN BONERS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE. AND I DON'T WANT TO."

"You know you like the mannequin dick. Accept it."

"an obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face"

"MIRACLES ARE LIKE POOP STAINS ON GOD'S UNDERWEAR."

Random shit that me and my friends made up:

"LEMONS!"

"Edward is a gay fairy~"

"I love you so much! >w<....Now go crawl into a hole and die.."

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I'm so motherfucking bored right now so I decided to make this! These Quotes are things that me and say ALOT! XD